Nappy Poo!

Dude woke me up at noon. I didn't see him go to breakfast. Then he played mindless games on ebaumsworld.com for a few hours. Now it's 4:20 and he's back asleep. I wouldn't mind so much, but when he sleeps he curls up in a little ball like he's 4 years old and brings the covers all around his neck with his shiny little dome popping out of the top looking like a circumsized penis.